A Real Treat (Spoken Word) [Live at the BBC for "Pop Go The Beatles" / 25th June, 1963] Lyrics

Now here's a real treat
He sits up there keeping the boys on the beat as our Ringo
And lots of fans think that's a bit unfair
So, uh, here is Ringo Starr to read some of your cards
Here, pick two, Ringo

Oh, there you go
And this one's for all the girls at Lower Forth and Blackburn House, Liverpool
Oh, that was our sister school
I was at college just near there, you know
College puddin', shut up, well, you're posh

Also for Jill, Janet, Mary, Brenda, Lynn and
Dina, my dog, from Wakefield, Yorkshire
Well, that'll do
How about it, do you feel ready, Ringo?
Oh, I'm very fit
Okay, boys