The Marrying Kind Lyrics

If you leave her now
Your never goin to see her again never
Now shes gonna need a shoulder to cry on
Shes gonna need a friend
Shes gonna need a pillowcase something to put those tears on
And I've got some purple satin lacies
One seond later than the second your gone

She's gonna miss you at first
But then shes gonna buy me things
Thats when Im gonna lay her
'Cross my piano stool and sing to her

Honey I tried to tell him
That you were the marrying kind
A faithful one man woman
The best he would ever find
I guess he wasnt trying to hear that
So there aint nothing left to say
I tried to tell him if you run to me
I wont run away

If you leave her now
You'll never get another glimpse
Im goin' to lace her with enough ice to recap the poles
There might be another solar eclipse
Shes gonna find
Bath water hot enough to be touched (oh man, porkchop is hurtin)
Im gonna put her on the same diet Missy went on
You know she eat too much
Tonight, shes gonna miss you at first
But then she'll get used to me
All of the tricks I would try
To make her take this ring and make love to me

I tried to tell him
That you were the marrying kind
A faithful one man woman
The best he would ever find
I guess he wasnt trying to hear that
So there aint nothing left to say
I tried to tell him if you run to me
I wont run away

Run away
Run away
Run away
Dont run away