Horny Pony (Version 2) Lyrics

Ah, yeah
There U go, there U go
Ah, yeah
There U go, there U go

Horny people, gather here
We are fixin' 2 put it in all your ears
Horny people, gather here
We are fixin' 2 put it in all your ears
Horny people, gather here
We are fixin' 2 put it in all your ears
We got a new dance
4 the next 8 years
I'm talkin' about the dance
That every parent fears the most
It's a sex dance
It's a new dance
And it's rockin' from coast 2 coast
I'm talkin' about
I'm talkin' about
I'm talkin' about the horny pony, y'all, come on

There U go, there U go
Horny pony
Horny pony (there U go, there U go)
Whoa, oh, oh, oh (dig)

In the years of the war
We don't wanna know
You're buckin' that body
Like U really go
4 the hip stuff
H in2 the I in2 the P
It ain't enough just 2 do some ecstasy
U want it in your hip
U want it in your thighs
A dance that the conservatives most despise
'Cause it's a sex dance
It's a new dance
And it's rockin' every horny woman
Every man
It's the horny pony, y'all

There U go, there U go
The horny pony
Horny pony (there U go, there U go)
Horny pony

Horny people, moan like U need 2
Uhh, uhh, uhh, uhh, uhh, uhh, uhh, uhh
U can't run all the way 2 Barcelona
But U can't hide
The horny pony get U gonna
Don't look at me, y'all
I just wrote it
Put on a record
Wrapped it up and then I sold it
Horny people, gather here
Horny people, gather here (come on)
4 the next 8 years (woo)
We got new dance
It's the horny pony

Horny pony
There U go
Horny pony
It's the horny pony (whoa, oh, oh, oh)
Horny pony

(U wanna show us how 2 do that dance?)
How do U do the dance?
(How do U do that dance?)
Nigga, please!
Uhh, ow (man)

Listen 2 me
While I show U how 2 do it (ow)
Just like a virgin
U got 2 ease in2 it (ow)
Movin' your legs
From the left 2 right (ow)
Your arms up high
Like an eagle in flight (ow)
Keep your hands shakin'
Like a leaf on a tree
Jack B nimble (ow)
You're doin' it, C
The horny pony, y'all
There U go, there U go (ow)
It's the horny pony

Horny pony
There U go
Horny pony, whoa, oh, oh, oh

Did U come to party now? (Yeah, yeah)
Do U really wanna now? (Yeah, yeah)
If you're horny say it now (yeah, yeah)
Pony C U boogie now (yeah, yeah)

There U go, there U go
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow
There U go, there U go (did U come here alone?)
Guess who U goin' home with?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha (ew, you're nasty)
Yeah
There U go
Horny pony