Mexican Seafood Lyrics

Ah, the itchy flakes, it is a flaming
All the gels and crèmes, it is pertaining
To a fungus mold caused by injection
Hope it's only, ah, a yeast infection

Oh, well, it hurts when I-
It hurts when I pee
Oh, well, it hurts when I-
It hurts when I see

Now, I vomit, cum, and diarrhea
On the tile floor, like oatmeal pizza
Fill my toilet bowl full of a cloudy puss
I feel the blood becoming chowder rust

Oh, well, it hurts when I-
It hurts when I pee
Oh, well, it hurts when I-
It hurts when I see

Roll into my bed which does consist of
Lice, bugs and fleas, and yellow mucus
Stained dirt, Vaseline, toe jam an' boogers
Stomach acid, worms that dance in sugared sludge