Introductions (Live at The International Hotel, Las Vegas, NV - 8/23/69 Dinner Show) Lyrics

Uh, before I do anything else, ladies and gentlemen I'd like to introduce, uh, myself to the band
Hello, band

I'd like to introduce you to the members of my...
I'd like to introduce the band
Charlie, it's Jerry...

The members of my crew that are doing such a fantastic job for me, ladies and gentlemen
First of all, the young ladies that opened
Downstairs before the show came on
They all...

They gon' get us all, man
They gon' come in here some night and pull the plug, boys, say
"Get 'em all off the stage, bunch of squirrels"

They really live up to their name, ladies and gentlemen
The Sweet Inspirations, yeah

And the beautiful quartet voices you hear in the back
Belong to the great Imperials, ladies and gentlemen
Imperials?
Oh, they ain't here
Oh, well, uh...

You get in the habit of something, you know
When the guys ain't here you miss 'em

So, uh, anyway, young man on lead guitar
We're all falling apart, folks, they're just-
What's that? What's that?
Oh, smoke
I need to be more organized, Robert, uh

I'd like to, uh
Young man on lead guitar
He's one of the finest, uh, fiddle players I ever heard in my life
His name is James Burton, ladies and gentlemen
James

Young man on rhythm guitar, he makes records for RCA
His name is John Wilkinson
John

Got The Dating Game crew out there again, huh, John?

Young man on drums, he's from Hell's Half Acre
He's from, uh, Dallas
His name is Ronnie Tutt, ladies and gentlemen
Ronnie

Young man that plays a whole lot of fender bass
His name is Jerry Scheff, ladies and gentlemen
Jerry

So he's Tutt and he's Scheff
That's Tutt Scheff anyway you look at it, man, I'll tell you for sure

Young man on the piano and organ
He's a very fine piano player
His name is, uh, Larry Mohavaric, Muhavaruc, Muhoberac
Larry

Muhoberac
Sound like an old car, man, 1969 Muhoberac

The guy that hands me my water and stuff up here on stage
He's a good friend of mine, his name is Woolly Booger
Nah, his name is Charlie Hodge, ladies and gentlemen
Charlie

Our orchestra and conductor, he's a heck of a nice fella
His name is Bobby Morris, ladies and gentlemen
Bobby

I'd like you to give a nice hand for the wonderful Bobby Morris Woolly Booger Orchestra
(Yeah, yeah)
Bunch of squirrels back there in that crew, man, I'll tell ya

What's he doing? What's he doing?
And the guy don't even have a violin in his hand he's just doing this

Did I leave anybody out?
The cook, yeah, nah
Uh, let me see
It's a crazy night tonight, man

Excuse me
We had some chick jump off of the balcony the other night, man
It was, I'm telling you
She said, aahh
It didn't hurt her, you know
She, I don't know how she got down that thing, man, but she came off of that balcony
She crawled on one of those funky little angels legs and said
"Slip down, man", you know
The angel said, "Get off, get off"

Oh, Lord
I gotta get serious now

A record they did very well for me recently
Serious
Did very well for me recently, ladies and gentlemen, it goes like this