Brown Eyed Handsome Man (Version 1) Lyrics

Well, Milo Venus was a beautiful lass
She had the world in the palm of her hand
But she lost both her arms in a wrestling match
To win a brown eyed handosme man
She fought and won herself a brown eyed handsome man

One, two, the count with nobo-
Two, three, the count with nobody on
He hit a high fly into the stand
Rounding third he was a-headed for home
It was a brown eyed handsome man

Arrested on the charges of unemployment
He was sitting in the witness stand
The judge's wife called up the district attorney
Said, free that brown eyed man
Keep your job, you better free that brown eyed man

Flyin' across the desert in a TWA
I saw a woman walking across the sand
Walkin' thirty miles en route to Bombay
To meet a brown eyed handsome man
Her destination was a brown eyed handsome man

Somebody's daughter couldn't make up her mind
Between the doctor and a lawyer man
Her mother told her, something, go out and find yourself
A brown eyed handsome man
Just like your daddy who's a brown eyed handsome man